Shipping and returns

Short, because there is not much to it.

What it costs

$39.99, with US shipping included. No shipping charge or handling fee is added at checkout.

California sales tax. If the shirt ships to a California address, sales tax at that address's rate is added at checkout, and you see it before you pay. Anywhere else in the US, $39.99 is the total.

Where we ship

United States only. Checkout accepts only a US shipping address.

How long it takes

Every shirt is printed to order by our print partner and shipped straight to you. Allow 5 to 10 business days from checkout to your door: a few business days to print and pack, then a few in transit. We email you a tracking link when it ships.

Changes and cancellations

Your order goes to the printer automatically as soon as you pay. If you picked the wrong size or typed the wrong address, email hello@randomassshop.com straight away. If it has not gone into production we will fix it; once it has, it cannot be changed.

If something arrives wrong

Misprinted, damaged or defective: we reprint it or refund you. Email hello@randomassshop.com within 30 days of receiving it, with a photo of the problem and the email address you checked out with.

Lost in the mail: tell us within 30 days of the expected delivery date and we will sort it out.

What is not covered

Each shirt is printed for you, so we cannot take one back or swap the size because it is no longer wanted or does not fit. Check the size chart on the shirt page against a shirt you already own before you order.

Addresses as typed. If a parcel comes back because the address entered at checkout was incomplete or wrong, or it went unclaimed, we can send it again once you confirm the right address, with the reshipping cost on you.

Getting hold of us

Email hello@randomassshop.com. Include the email address you checked out with so we can find your order.

Who sells this

Random Ass Shop is operated by One Hit Ventures LLC. Contact: hello@randomassshop.com.